January 2010
57 posts
ahahahaha
ustreamer-7384: My father is Asian, and I take offense to the racist "dorrar" stereotype
ustreamer-23916: My father is Aslan
December 2009
42 posts
he MUST know what he's talking about →
look at all his complicated looking work.
the INTERNET IS STILL RUTHLESS
(someone randomly added me on msn)
Jessie says: hi
Michael says: hellooo, who is this?
Jessie says: hi how are you today?
Michael says: bad, horrible. if you were a real person you'd ask me why
Jessie says: my name is Paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 yrs old how old are you?
Michael says: that's WHAT I THOUGHT
Interesting Tricks of the Body
amandoline:
1. If your throat tickles, scratch your ear. When you were 9, playing your armpit was a cool trick. Now, as an adult, you can still appreciate a good body-based feat, but you’re more discriminating. Take that tickle in your throat; it’s not worth gagging over. Here’s a better way to scratch your itch: “When the nerves in the ear are stimulated, it creates a reflex in the throat that...
kids these days/the internet is ruthless
Rando: Kid, you suck at this.
Kid: well i haven't played this game for like a month
Kid: but i play WoW, lol
Me: yeah, well that doesn't mean anything. except that you're a loser. loser.
Kid: oh yeah? have you ever kissed a girl? lol
Me: ROFL... what are you, 12?
Kid: 13, and i've kissed 20 girls
Me: i don't give a **** that you're a manwhore.
Big Leagues →
urbanpringle:
Getting a photo cred on some random person’s blog? Awesome!
that’s a big crack.
I just had the most messed up phone call(s) ever
marreka:
I got engaged
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS ENGAGED!
note to self
get sea salt
Merry Christmas, Geoff!
Me: did you get invited to a pdeng workshop?
Geoff: umm, i assume i got credit, i passed all but one assignment
Me: i passed all but one assignment as well :( being #3
Geoff: is there like a workshop invite grade or something?
Me: if you just go to the grades tab, then run the grades profile, you should see the invitations... here, they even made a nice pdf to show you how: . fucktards. making pdfs for everything.
Geoff: so i have one that says "invited to complete"... does that mean i have to go?
Me: yes, if you don't, you don't get credit.
Geoff: fuck that balls cock shit taint ass
Me: MOTHER SHITTER
Me: taint lol
Twitter account of a 9 year old girl →
boycott the Rogers and Bell monopoly
urbanpringle:
bruvark:
redfive:
If anyone is searching for an alternative ISP in the ontario area, i’ve been doing a little research, and TekSavvy (based in Chatham since 1998) seems like a really good alternative. They’re downstream from Bell, which means the following:
Bell’s really cheap wholesale internet, not available to normal consumers -> TekSavvy -> us
Even though they’re...
boycott the Rogers and Bell monopoly
If anyone is searching for an alternative ISP in the ontario area, i’ve been doing a little research, and TekSavvy (based in Chatham since 1998) seems like a really good alternative. They’re downstream from Bell, which means the following:
Bell’s really cheap wholesale internet, not available to normal consumers -> TekSavvy -> us
Even though they’re downstream,...
I hope you Star Wars fans like country music...
bruvark:
…because it looks like Carrie Underwood is going to become Carrie Fisher in the near future.
for a long second, I was trying to figure out what country music and star wars had to do with the NHL.
It's Like HOTH out there! →
j-pal:
via dailywhat
and i thought they smelled bad on the outside!
“Well, my answer was too keep the faith. My answer was to keep the faith. Cause...”
– Sarah Palin LOLOL
i made my choice
now i have to deal with it. why are my parents so RIDICULOUS?!
tomorrow is the last day of work
my ears feel like they’re stuffed with cotton my throat feels like it’s full of knives
i love live music and pub fare. that sort of raucous, yell along, watch people stomp around kinda thing.
The gun from Nintendo's Duck Hunt doesn't actually...
lhard:
ohyeahfacts:
When you pull the trigger, the screen goes black for a split second, and then a white shaped duck appears over the black. The gun is just a sensor for a change in light (from black to white) so if it’s pointed where the duck is, it’ll pick up the black screen and then the white duck.
Early versions of the gun allowed you to point it at a constant light source (like a lamp)...
last week in ft. mcfaraway (according to matt...
and it was my first time jamming with mr. jeremy brown.
oh my gosh i’ve never had such a sweet jam session in my life.
i love those newfies.
is that REALLY what we want the 2000's to be... →
today
baking.
specifically, millionaire’s shortbread, and brownies.
i didn’t buy 12 dollars worth of chocolate for nothing (that’s 4 of those large bars). well i bought some to eat, of course.
an interview with Patrick Stewart →
The moment Patrick Stewart arrives for our interview, he’s a little agitated. Immediately, he relocates us from the rather chilly hotel bar to the much-warmer parlour. He sits down, orders a pot of tea and lets out a sigh. “Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiralled almost out of control.”
I can just imagine him saying “tea,...
a decent morning =
vector for breakfast while listening to alexisonfire to get this stupid radio nu-rock song out of my head.
this is what my morning looks like, generally:
5:30 - wake up, shower 6:00 - do some other stuff 6:15 - eat breakfast 6:30 - make lunch, if i don’t have one already 6:45 - catch bus for work
today is the day
Solutions for a crummy day:
apollosraven:
Scotch
Bath
New Woodrow Wilson biography
Soundtrack for Battlestar Galactica’s Seasons 1-4
Risotto with mushrooms and shredded roast chicken
Really nice wine
Strawberries
Modern Warfare 2 all night long
