Breakfast: Sausages, eggs, and toast
Lunch: Free Nandos?
Dinner: homemade Chinese dumplings
Dessert: millionaire’s shortbread
It’s going to be a good day for food!
A performative poet of Hibernia
Rhymed himself into a hernia
He became quite adept
At this practice, except
For the occasional non-sequitur.
i think the worst thing about teaching in secondary school sometimes is the pervasive use of EXCESSIVE body spray, whether it’s girls or boys. not going to lie, i was definitely there once. but really, let’s not take a bath in the stuff first thing in the morning. in my classroom.