My walk to work, some days.
mornings over easy
May 23
how did i end up on this wonderful wikipedia page of anti-jokes
A performative poet of Hibernia
Rhymed himself into a hernia
He became quite adept
At this practice, except
For the occasional non-sequitur.
*barf*
i think the worst thing about teaching in secondary school sometimes is the pervasive use of EXCESSIVE body spray, whether it’s girls or boys. not going to lie, i was definitely there once. but really, let’s not take a bath in the stuff first thing in the morning. in my classroom.
May 21
I’m back. And I’m not sure why I ever went away. Looking forward to revamping my tumblr finally!
Dec 22
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Nov 18
Nov 16
disaster averted.
- Me: yo, let's order pizza
- Geoff: ok.
- All UK Pizza Places: we're closed at 1, sorry.
- Me: ... well fuck.
- Geoff: i think we take it for granted how everything is open late in Canada
- Me: yeah. man what i wouldn't do for a slice of campus pizza right now.
- Geoff: i would drag my dick through glass for some GD campus pizza right meow
- Me: rofl that's terrible, i don't know if i would go quite that far
- Geoff: i was fine until you mentioned it, now i fucking want some pizza
- Me: LOL
- Me: OH FUCK
- Me: WE HAVE CHEESE
- Me: AND TOMATOES
- Me: AND HAM
- Me: AND FLOUR
- Geoff: and SALAMI!
- Me: this could end badly... let's do it.
- Geoff: are you still drunk?
- Me: NO LOL, bring the guinness, i'll cook better.
- Geoff: WE HAVE BACON TOO!!
- Me: whee
